All of this (minus the eggs. I hate eggs.)

droppedthreads:

When a guy:

• Orders the bottle of wine, tastes it first, and knows what he is tasting for.
• Orders for both of us. (Feminism be damned, order something delicious for me and I’m yours)
• Drive.
• Knowing what kind of eggs you want in the morning. Do not be wishy washy. Have a favorite. Ask for your…